Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream

Another Friday and another humor entry… One of these days I will be back with some original conten…

Ben & Jerry created “Yes Pecan!” ice cream flavor for Obama.

For George W. they created “_________”.

Here are some of my favorite responses:

• Grape Depression
• Abu Grape
• Cluster Fudge
• Nut’n Accomplished
• Iraqi Road
• Chock ‘n Awe
• WireTapioca
• Impeach Cobbler
• Guantanmallow
• imPeachmint
• Heck of a Job, Brownie!
• Neocon Politan
• RockyRoad to Fascism
• The Reese’s-cession
• Cookie D’oh!
• The Housing Crunch
• Nougalar Proliferation
• Death by Chocolate… and Torture
• Freedom Vanilla Ice Cream
• Chocolate Chip On My Shoulde
• Credit Crunch
• Mission Pecanplished
• Country Pumpkin
• Chunky Monkey in Chief
• Caramel Preemptive Stripe

There were a few more but I am going to swear in public on my blog not that it’s worth it.

Funny Alternate Meanings for Common Words

I have no idea if this list is really from the wp (a friend email it me), but it made me laugh and its nice way to head out for the weekend. btw – Happy New Year to all readers!

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly
contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common
words.

And the winners are:

1. Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has
gained.

3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a
nightgown.

7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash

9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been
run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline..

11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism , n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up
onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
men.

Happy No 40 Big Guy!

In honour of an old friend – who turns 40 this weekend – I have selected the following classic videos for your viewing pleasure! These are funny. If you disagree then you have no sense of humour my dear reader.

First we have Bill M on Letterman back in the day part 1:



Part 2



Then of course poor old Mr Bill – priceless!



Lastly, its Steve M and the Muppets – classic.



Have a sweet weekend!

Chris Rock Rips – this clip rocks!

Ok, I am not a fan of VP hope full Sarah Palinthat’s for sure. I am also truly shocked and amazed at the cheap promotional website VotefortheMILF.com – how low can you go? Anyway, Chris Rock did a great piece on Letterman last week – below is one of the more pointed clips. Enjoy!




In-Depth Analysis of Current Financial Crisis

A friend sent me this photo. I think is says it all and maybe its worth at least 1000 word$.

UPDATE (19/Sep): great post on this topic over on sister site Sandlines – worth a read!

Google minus Google plus Google

The G minus G search engine setup by Startupbin in Finland is great and yes in some way funny… I also found it nicely ironic that on both the Startupbin blog and the Google CSE they’re making money from Google AdWords!

Funny Videos – first Paris, then Twitter

I meant to put this up for the weekend, but alas along came the Olympics and I got sidetracked…

Paris runs for president on Funny or Die – funny, hot… The NYC piece on this.

The Rise & Fall of Twitter you view at TC (the embed is banned by WordPress.com, why I don’t know)… If you have a weak sense of humor do not watch this video it will only annoy you.

Funny or Die simply rocks and thanks to TC guys for the parody.




Executricks… Or How to Retire While You’re Still Working

Ok, I am adding this to my holiday reading list for the summer (only 6 days until its time a full week of holiday – let the count down begin!). Let’s just say it sounds  like a no-brainer to read this one (gosh I hope my boss is NOT reading my blog…). The author Stanley Big has pretty readable blog over in CNN.

How to Raise Money from VCs – funny video

A friend sent me this video. It is very funny, especially if you have ever raised or tried to raise money from a VC. Note: his video is in hebrew with english subtitles. Fun for a Friday night – who need TV anymore!?

• How to Raise Money From VCs

Engagement Mapping – funny videos



You can find the full set of these videos on the AtlasVids Channel.